By now we have all heard the story about THIS ('Focus On The Family' founder George Rekers) guy and his use of 'Rentboy.com' to find a 'travelling' companion to 'carry his luggage' (Is that a euphemism for some weird sex thing like 'teabagging' is?)
It is so funny that all the jokes automatically write themselves. Talk about getting your hand caught in the 'slender gay boy cookie jar'. Why is it always those who protest the most have the most to hide?
Personally if I was someone against all that gay stuff (and I am not) I would never open my mouth again lest they accuse me of being gay because I protest too much against it. That may universally NOT be the case but it's enough of an urban legend to get yourself caught in teh gay 'web' by association.
Tell you what. I am going to help you 'Focus On The Family' types out. From this moment on any of you bible slinging homophobic assholes are automatically outed as of this moment, Friday, May 7th, 2010 at 6:29 central time.
Now you got to prove to me that you are not what I am saying that you are. Sorry, pictures of your wife and children with their cold, dead eyes is not gonna do it this time. Neither is chopping wood with your shirt off. It doesn't mean you are a REAL man if you do sweaty manual labor. So "stop whispering Sweet Pea, you're giving me a hard-on". (Louise Gossette Jr. - An Officer and a Gentleman)
Be happy that most of us (well not your friends or members or the judgmental organizations you belong to) are accepting of the gay lifestyle so we won't be judging you like you have judged others. You may continue to ride your high horse around your glass house. Just don't have that beautiful Cuban boy join you unless you want your secret to get out.
UPDATE - Seems that George's rent boy, Lucien, went to the Miami Herald with his story. Then said 'rent boy' left the phone on speaker when Rekers begged him not to 'out' him publicly for their relationship and the paper has that full discussion recorded. Oh this is just becoming so delicious. Enjoy reaping the whirlwind bitch.
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From Wikipedia:
In his June 2002 Focus on the Family newsletter Dobson endorsed advice by Dr. Nicolosi on preventing homosexuality in boys. The advice proposed that fathers take their sons into the shower with them where "the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger".
WOW...that advice makes me want to take the train to Crazytown where I am it's mayor.
How does this 'technique' keep a boy from being gay, exactly?
So it's the desire to COMPARE one's penis with another person's that is the slippery slope that makes one favor teh gay?
If that were true then all those years of me picturing boobs and vaginas in my mind would make me want to be a woman?
And here I thought that "Rentboy" was where I could hire someone from the cast of Rent to bitch about how working is selling out to the man.
You see. That is what I thougth too Nathan. Everything is all ruined now. It's all so sorid and tainted.
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