By now we have all heard the story about THIS ('Focus On The Family' founder George Rekers) guy and his use of 'Rentboy.com' to find a 'travelling' companion to 'carry his luggage' (Is that a euphemism for some weird sex thing like 'teabagging' is?)
It is so funny that all the jokes automatically write themselves. Talk about getting your hand caught in the 'slender gay boy cookie jar'. Why is it always those who protest the most have the most to hide?
Personally if I was someone against all that gay stuff (and I am not) I would never open my mouth again lest they accuse me of being gay because I protest too much against it. That may universally NOT be the case but it's enough of an urban legend to get yourself caught in teh gay 'web' by association.
Tell you what. I am going to help you 'Focus On The Family' types out. From this moment on any of you bible slinging homophobic assholes are automatically outed as of this moment, Friday, May 7th, 2010 at 6:29 central time.
Now you got to prove to me that you are not what I am saying that you are. Sorry, pictures of your wife and children with their cold, dead eyes is not gonna do it this time. Neither is chopping wood with your shirt off. It doesn't mean you are a REAL man if you do sweaty manual labor. So "stop whispering Sweet Pea, you're giving me a hard-on". (Louise Gossette Jr. - An Officer and a Gentleman)
Be happy that most of us (well not your friends or members or the judgmental organizations you belong to) are accepting of the gay lifestyle so we won't be judging you like you have judged others. You may continue to ride your high horse around your glass house. Just don't have that beautiful Cuban boy join you unless you want your secret to get out.
UPDATE - Seems that George's rent boy, Lucien, went to the Miami Herald with his story. Then said 'rent boy' left the phone on speaker when Rekers begged him not to 'out' him publicly for their relationship and the paper has that full discussion recorded. Oh this is just becoming so delicious. Enjoy reaping the whirlwind bitch.
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.