Monday, October 24, 2011

I Think SOMEONE Is Easy - News Headline Of The Day


Woman busted for shoplifting 26 boxes of condoms...and a home pregnancy test.

Here’s a complete tally of what was taken:

* 1 box of Trojan Ultra Ribbed Condoms

* 5 boxes of Trojan Magnum Ecstasy Condoms

* 6 boxes of Trojan Magnum fire/ice Condoms

* 6 boxes of Trojan Magnum Thin Condoms

* 2 boxes of Trojan Magnum Lube

* 1 box of Trojan Ultra Thin/ Sens Condoms

* Walgreens Organic Cotton Balls

* Huggies Natural Care wipes

* 1 First Response Digital Ovulation Test Kit

I love the fact that she was selective about her choices. Somedays you just don't want to take time to turn the ribbed condom inside out - because it's all about my pleasure.

http://blogs.ajc.com/news-to-me/2011/10/24/woman-steals-26-boxes-of-condoms-pregnancy-test/?cxntfid=blogs_news_to_me

4 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Hey, she was trying to be responsible in one area, if not in another.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I think it was the opposite. She missed her period and freaked out so she made a promise to herself to ALWSAYS be prepared for any of a number of different penis she expect to encounter in the near future. I like that she would sleep with me for just ordering in Chinese Food.

Belle said...

She is one busy woman.

Tempo said...

Looks like she had a busy evening planned...