One of the unfortunate chores I do on this blog is to post about what is NOT COOL so that we have balance against what is cool. This piece of crap video is so PRETENTIOUS and Madonna 1999 that I can barely stand to look at it. The dance moves are lame and stilted and if I want to watch something ugly wriggle around on the ground I will go to the slaughterhouse. Even L. Ron Hubbard formed a better religion around himself and we all know how lame Xenu is. Anyone who likes this 'performer' is on the verge of becoming a poser themselves. The is not an 'artist', she is a caricature Can't we all agree it's just so STUPID! GAH!
Today I went to get my blood tested and to fill that little cup of urine (which I did from ACROSS the room, bitches).
I am the kind of person who looks around when they are waiting to do something and I notice bizarre things. This morning there must have been eight or nine women in the waiting room of the clinic who were over six feet tall, not including the heels on their shoes. It's not like they were a basketball team or volleyball team either - they were all just tall. I was slightly intimidated because I am not a good climber.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.