Monday, April 30, 2012

I Need This Kind Of Project

-3 articulated bare bodies (4" tall)
-5 heads with different mask and hair configurations
-2 pairs of spare hands
-2 capes, 2 brushes
-6 plastic jars of paint-
-1 decal sheet

The Gloom That Is Doom - Sometimes The Hardest Thing To Admit Is The Truth

It's Hard To Be Creative These Days

"Do you ever get the urge to destroy all your blogs,fb etc etc. to see if anyone notices or cares?"


I just dumped several posts I have been working on because they just were not up to whatever standards I try to maintain around here. Aside from the odd captioning I do, I just haven't felt creative in anyway. I thought spring was suppose to get everyone out of their collective funk - once again I was lied to by the lame stream media and their entertainment programming.

I am also upset with myself that my inability to twist myself into this position is keeping me from being a supermodel like Miranda Kerr here. It's a basic pose that one must master if you hope to be an earner in the fashion business - or that was what the recruiter from Old Navy told me.

I Can't Get Enough Of This Just Woken Face

Daily Reminder - Rafe Is Wrong

"As soon as we dip our toes into a cold Pacific tidepool and watch what we thought was a rock turn into an octopus, jetting away in a cloud of ink, we can begin to see the how human adaptability can mimic natural adaptation. The same mechanisms that enabled the octopus’s escape also allow our immune system to ward off new infectious diseases, helped soldiers in Iraq to recognize the threat of IEDs, and aided Google in developing faster ways to detect flu outbreaks."

You can read the whole terrifying article by going HERE.

Of course you would expect me to disagree with all the assumptions made in the article. The writer makes a huge LEAP that the octopus would ALLOW us to study them for their secrets. More than likely they let themselves be captured to study us while telling us lies.

Let me tell you how this all ends - one night, during the Christmas Party, the entire lab supply of cephalopods goes berserk and takes out half a small town.

What's THAT gonna cost ya?

In my opinion the only appropriate study specimen is one that is no longer living. I also have the same preference for late night breaded tentacle snack food.

chrissie-zullo art

Crystal Clear But Dead Inside

These photos look absolutely amazing, but do you notice anything strange about them? Where are all the fish and marine plants that usually live in mountain rivers like Verzasca? Apparently there are none… I read somewhere that the high transparency of the river water is caused by high acidity, which also makes it impossible for any organisms to thrive there. So while Verzasca River may be a great place to take surreal photographs, it’s basically dead, and that makes it a little to creepy for me. That’s pretty strange, right? Although I known there’s nothing living in the river to be afraid of, that thought alone scares me even more…

I Believe The Number Is 17

I Think We Have Found A New Regular Feature

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Image Avalanche

Newest Captions