tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post1414765975391635843..comments2024-03-27T09:33:35.296-07:00Comments on Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: I Need A Body Double More Than Suri Cruise Does Because EVERYONE Is Out To Get MeCal's Canadian Cave of Coolnesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08408150910056369989noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post-57325257366761853192013-02-27T06:46:22.546-08:002013-02-27T06:46:22.546-08:00Plus it's so stupid. If I was going to kidnap ...Plus it's so stupid. If I was going to kidnap the kid I would not look at the kid, I would look at the nanny that is with the real Suri. Boom, I have circumvented you security. She's not worth the effort of the bother. She would be the worst hostage ever.Kalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663751053844271849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post-13698379364897139312013-02-27T04:40:02.549-08:002013-02-27T04:40:02.549-08:00What parent would put their child out there in fro...What parent would put their child out there in front of the paparazzi to take Suri's heat for her?!?! That pseudo Suri is going to have some serious parental issues, mark my words. Corahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02640568359378959501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post-83925437399058097772013-02-26T20:14:18.851-08:002013-02-26T20:14:18.851-08:00And sometimes their dogs as well.And sometimes their dogs as well.Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17838510995365876113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post-17794689499802905192013-02-26T20:13:34.781-08:002013-02-26T20:13:34.781-08:00Why don't they just put a chip in that Suri. T...Why don't they just put a chip in that Suri. That's how old people find their car keys.Kalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663751053844271849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post-9038512679012538282013-02-26T20:12:58.288-08:002013-02-26T20:12:58.288-08:00Because it's weird to do that regardless of wh...Because it's weird to do that regardless of what Michael would have you believe.Kalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663751053844271849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post-2318759876237135832013-02-26T19:43:18.916-08:002013-02-26T19:43:18.916-08:00Why doesn't she just wear a mask like Michael ...Why doesn't she just wear a mask like Michael Jackson's kids?Nathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17838510995365876113noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post-89340357531701339452013-02-26T18:30:50.974-08:002013-02-26T18:30:50.974-08:00You seem particularly inspired today. Now watch so...You seem particularly inspired today. Now watch some worm actually make that movie and we will both be bitching that we missed out on the big money...which I get half of for inspiring you with this post.Kalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663751053844271849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post-46172093203842984842013-02-26T15:48:04.865-08:002013-02-26T15:48:04.865-08:00Cool idea for a novel, if I wasn't too lazy to...Cool idea for a novel, if I wasn't too lazy to write it:<br /><br />A celebrity doppleganger gets so jealous of the person they're protecting they stage an elaborate accident so that the two get switched up, and the doppleganger has everyone believing he/she is the real celebrity, meanwhile the REAL celebrity is like, chained up in a warehouse somewhere or was thrown off a cliff but didn't really die and has amnesia, but then slowly figures out what really happened and has to re-convince everyone they're real and the doppleganger (who has since completely taken over every aspect of this person's life) is a fake!<br /><br />OMG. SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE THIS. IF ONLY TO KEEP ME FROM DESCRIBING IT WITH RUN-ON SENTENCES!<br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03125468143171937634noreply@blogger.com