tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post2631634360910164945..comments2024-03-28T14:26:41.776-07:00Comments on Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Do Not Speak His Name Out LoudCal's Canadian Cave of Coolnesshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08408150910056369989noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post-8764954751832054632017-01-04T22:35:00.697-08:002017-01-04T22:35:00.697-08:00I don't know how this hack keeps getting work ...I don't know how this hack keeps getting work and charming people who should KNOW better. I hope they don't call me for a reference because I will not be kind.<br />Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolnesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08408150910056369989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post-42210508642717342592017-01-04T18:51:45.505-08:002017-01-04T18:51:45.505-08:00I saw that the other day and thought of you explod...I saw that the other day and thought of you exploding at the computer. Honestly, who in there right mind thinks he's got one ounce of talent?j-swinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09203258976327949472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2528812496347938474.post-23644689847427043992017-01-04T15:12:09.575-08:002017-01-04T15:12:09.575-08:00This will be the beginning of the end for comic bo...This will be the beginning of the end for comic book movies. Take everything that was the last Fantastic Four debacle and exponentially multiply the suckiness factor and you will get whatever the end result of this dreck will be. The main difference will be that while the last FF movie showed a complete disregard for the source material and what made it great, these movies will likely lovingly mimic the source material and what made it suck. But there will be guns, for sure. Lot's of giant missile-sized guns that just holding upright defies the laws of physics. And they'll need lots of CGI for the guys with arms like redwoods and heads like softballs. and let's not forget the women with their 8 inch waists and size 48DDD breasts. (Their superpower is being able to stand upright.) And those NAMES. GAH! If it was up to him, Spider-Man would have been called Araknyd or Dedbludwulfspyder or Houseboat, or some other lame, misspelled or totally meaningless and unrelated appellation that he blindly picked out of a dictionary to use as a character name.jester59388https://www.blogger.com/profile/10072488718731046435noreply@blogger.com