For Once I Find The Girl Prettier Than The Sammich

The monster meat masterpiece took attentive chef Tristan Welch over four hours to create to mark the launch of reality TV programmer Man vs Food Nation on Food Network UK. Standing at a colossal 1.2ft high and spanning 24 inches wide, it’s estimated that it would take anyone hungry enough to take on the challenge over 10 hours to devour.” w/ photos

I am so glad that this isn't being created for some stupid record - it's being made just to kill the person who attempts to eat it. I get TEN HOURS to finish this? That is ridiculous. I can make this sammich my bitch in only half that time. I am glad they provided a video of a sammich artist is action. It's such an under appreciated skill in these times.