Sunday, March 18, 2012
Sweet Noms
It's wrong, she said in the petition, "to feed our children connective tissues and beef scraps that were, in the past, destined for use in pet food and rendering and were not considered fit for human consumption."
You have to go read about what is fed to kids in American schools. I swear, you Americans really hate to spend a nickle even on the children. They use beef parts (parts is parts) that has been treated with ammonia hydroxide. It's a filler that allows ground beef to go further. One step below horse meat. The bonus for the government is that they can buy this crap by the barrelful. They wouldn't feed it to prisoners. You wouldn't know if you were eating it which is the worst part. Damn your spices for covering up the taste.
And how much of a media nightmare is the name 'pink slime'. I would like to hear someone defend this stuff. Soylent Green anyone? I hear it's people.
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/03/15/schools-can-opt-out-pink-slime-beef/
Actual Conversation With A Shirtless Suspect On COPS
"I never did nuttin' wrong, Sir."
"Hell ya you did. You nearly wrecked while driving all around, drunker than Cooter Brown. You stumbled off your feet when you got outcha truck"
"I am not used to these shoes, Sir."
"You mean those ATHLETIC tennis shoes you got on there? Okay, are their any guns, knives, drugs, bombs, weapons, hand grenades or open beverages in the truck?"
"Yeh."
"Hell ya you did. You nearly wrecked while driving all around, drunker than Cooter Brown. You stumbled off your feet when you got outcha truck"
"I am not used to these shoes, Sir."
"You mean those ATHLETIC tennis shoes you got on there? Okay, are their any guns, knives, drugs, bombs, weapons, hand grenades or open beverages in the truck?"
"Yeh."
It's Zombie Safe And Comfy Cozy
We admit it. Normally, we would never consider living in a building that was once used for industrial purposes, but this former water pumping station in Northern England changed our minds once and for all. Its elegantly post-industrial exterior in weathered brick stands gracefully in the midst of green pastures, now turned into impeccable lawns. The interiors are a whole different story, though. It’s all sleek lines, state-of-the-art appliances and awesome design. Undoubtedly, renovating the structure and repurposing it for residential use entailed quite some monetary investment, which is why it doesn’t surprise us to learn that the home is now for sale for a ‘mere’ £725,000.
There Must Always Be A Cave Of Cool
It may look like the hideaway of a super villain from a Bond movie but this is the Sphinx Observatory, dedicated to research which must take place out at an altitude of 3000-3500 meters.
It is situated in Jungfraujoch, Switzerland. At an astonishing 3.571 meters above sea level, the Sphinx observatory in the Swiss Alps is the highest-altitude built structure in Europe.
Check out the rest of the amazing pictures HERE.
100 Questions - The Next Ten
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
Of course, and slippers and a smoking jacket. I am not a savage.
62) What's your favorite animal? Least favorite?
Felis Domesticus - the domesticated house cat is my favorite. Lemurs are pretty slick too. I got no use for anything that lives in the sea unless it is prepared with a nice sauce.
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
Go right for the heart. No pity or mercy. And make sure you kill him on your first try. I wouldn't like to see him come back from the dead. He would feel quite 'put out' if you made him return to kill you and everyone who knows you or associates with you.
oops I read that wrong. It says 'how to get someone to like you' not 'get someone like you'. That a big difference. Nevermind.
64) Where is your best friend?
Bashing his catnip mouse around the bathroom.
65) Any pets?
Admiral Fluffy. He's such a pretty cat.
66) What is your heritage?
I come from the Terran system. Third planet from the sun. You may have heard of it. We have quite the reputation. Actually my Polish grandfather came to Canada three times. He moved back to Poland twice before staying here for good. That says everything you need to know about the rich genepool I descend from.
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
Same think I do every night Pinky...
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
The Devil - His full name is Satan The Devil
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
It's part of my lifestyle.
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
Someone who would put up with my incredible bullshit for all of ten minutes. Someone who gets the joke and has laughter that sounds like music. Someone who I can only disappoint because she is so magnificent by comparison. It would also be nice if she was a partisan like Ekaterina here.
Saturday, March 17, 2012
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