Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Damn, This Looks Terrible



When I am rewriting the trailer in my head while watching it, you know the movie will be bad.

Now This One Looks Fantastic



I like the Russian narration but could have used some subtitles. Get it together Putin. You might have yourself a winner hear. I especially like the bear dude that shoots machine guns. Again I remind you of Calvin's First Rule Of Movie Making Success - The higher the concept, the more full retard you must go with the execution. This qualifies.

This Week From The Pop Culture League

 
If _____ was an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold medal around my neck.
 
 
Well clearly I have a gift for blogging about topics that are of interest to myself. In fact just writing and talking about myself is the most interesting thing I do. After 35,000 posts I guess I would have to be a Master at it. And I would stack the Cave of Cool up against any similar blog you got. I like to think that my vision could stand up to the scrutiny. I am proud of this singular achievement. I guess I could pander so some idiot mass audience but that would kill me to have to compromise anything. Sure that costs me comments and followers and visits but that's the way I roll, baby. Like Johnny Yuma I am a rebel. Watch me lose the gold medal to some guy from Russia who has his blog state sponsored or some kid from South Korea. But there is no shame in a Bronze.
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


 

Spider-Gwen Will Make Her Animated Debut In ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN

Then Calvin wets his pants in 3...2...1...
 
 
IGN is reporting that the Ultimate Spider-Man vs. The Sinister 6 animated series will introduce Spider-Gwen in the upcoming season finale. Spider-Gwen will be voiced by Dove Cameron (Descendants), and she’ll be appearing alongside several alternate Spider-Men (including Donald Glover’s Miles Morales) in the fourth and final part of the “Return to the Spider-Verse” storyline. That particular episode is slated to air on September 17, but the story will begin on Saturday, August 28.

In her world, the alternate Gwen Stacy calls herself Spider-Woman, and she was the one who was bitten by a radioactive spider instead of Peter Parker. That version of Peter went on to become the Lizard before dying, which also led Spider-Gwen to be viewed as an outlaw.

Well We Botched That Rescue Mission

 

What? Now He Is A Communist??

Mass Lesbian Farm Infiltration Is Obama’s Best Scheme Yet
 
 
 
They are trying to bust up one of the last geographically conservative regions in the country; that’s rural America … So here comes the Obama Regime with a bunch of federal money and they’re waving it around, and all you gotta do to get it is be a lesbian and want to be a farmer and they’ll set you up … apparently enough money it make it happen, and the objective here is to attack rural states.
 
I got a news flash for you nutcases. There are already LOTS and LOTS of lesbians on the farms of America. Maybe you are sitting across from one on the dinner table right now. Is she wearing a plaid button up man's shirt? Yes, YOU may be harboring one of these FARM LESBIANS.
 
I got a feeling that after eight years that the Conservative hate machine is really running on fumes when it comes to Obama bashing. It has been diminished in both quantity and quality lately.
 

This Gaga Is The Real Deal



She sang her heart out one this classic. This is one I would sing at Karaoke back in the day. If you knew all the words and when to change your voice just a bit you could minimize the screeching that everyone does when they sing or try to.

The Gloom Of Doom - Where Is HE In The Marvel Movie Universe??

 
The really sad part of the Marvel Universe movies is that because of corporate crap, Marvel DOES NOT own the rights to the Fantastic Four or Doctor Doom. 20th Century Fox has the rights to these characters and the X-Men too I believe. I would be so great if Doom could show up at the end of the Infinity War to fight Thanos. He's certainly on his power level and Doom has fought for the Infinity Gauntlet before and is totally fine with slapping down any cosmic entity he ever faced.
 
Plus how cool would it be to see Wolverine join the Avengers like he did in the comics. Those issues are some of the greatest superhero stories ever. And now Spider-man will be leading the Avengers this fall in the comic books. I like Spidey as part of a team like when he joined the Fantastic Four. He's unofficially always been the FIFTH member of the team.
 
Marvel should just pony up some of the money they make and just buy back the rights to the Fantastic Four so they can finally make a good story with them There are so many great Fantastic Four adventure.
 







 

Afternoon Captions





 

Cosplay By Miu Moonlight

 



 

 
 





 
 

Monday, August 22, 2016

When Beta Ray Bill Met Puddlegulp, The Thunder Frog

 

 

Super Girls This Week