Saturday, July 21, 2018

Godzilla - King Of The Monsters And Why I Now Hate Milly Bobby Brown

Oh look, Milly Bobby Brown is making a last minutes escape. I suspect the first of about 15 such inhumanly close escapes that will stink up this poor excuse for a movie if the trailer is any indication of quality. Want to bet Milly Bobby Brown comes from a broken home or worse yet she is an orphan who hangs hangs around M.I.T. and just happens to PICK UP a vast education in all the complicated science she will need to save the day.

Then it only gets worse.

This may be the worst trailer for a major motion picture I have ever seen. I hate everything about it. I hate the Kaiju obscured by fog like I don't know WHAT THE FUCK RODAN LOOKS LIKE! I was offended by this trailer. How could you do this to me Milly Bobby Brown? You were 11.
Oh and did not ONE scientiest in a room full of smart people stand up and say that this 'IDEA' was bullshit. Okay, now I am angry that this whole movie got made. I hate the MUSIC. Did I mentiont the bullshit plan and the STUPID MUSIC? When the script says THIS IS THE ONLY WAY - run from the theatre. Oh and take that Milly Bobby Brown with you so she never acts again.


GLASS Movie Poster By Alex Ross


The Cave Of Cool Fully Endorses This Look

Disney gave fans a first look at Sadie Stanley as the heroine of the upcoming Kim Possible live action movie. You can check out Stanley in costume below:


Aquaman - First Trailer

This looks so epic.

Just Passing This Reminder Along


Shazam - First Trailer

Friday, July 20, 2018

From The Caturday Files



It Was A Surpise Invite And I Didn't Even Bother To Plan

This is pure Calvin in his conversation genius mode. I hate dead air and I have a thought about everything. I like to bust balls sometimes which I picked up from the Howard Stern Show. But I know my stuff and can articulate opinions that are thoughful and usually dead on when it comes to my opinions on popular culture. All my life I have swam in many waters of the ocean that is POP CUTURE. I know it's tribes and it's evils and I made myself a promise a long time ago that I would only use my powers for good. To build up those films and filmmakers and TV producers and actor and comic book and animation creators when I see something that reflects my love for the genre. But at the same time I will be merciless if you try to show me inferior garbage or lack the VISION to know what shows are good and should stay, and which are crap and should go. I swear if Hollywood took 10% of my advice and produced 11% of my IDEAS then the whole Universe of Entertainent could be revolutionalized.
Yes, I could interrupt less and I am working on that but I get so excited just to have someone to talk to about anything. Like a new puppy I can be.
I really like the intro to this. And the conversation is solid without any dead air which is my only goal. I need to fix my audio gain or just get a new mic so that I am heard better. My words got garbbled too often.

New From The Demons At Lego

The Aston Martin from Goldfinger is my favorite car of all time. To know that this Lego set will be available to purchase hurts me because when I played with Lego there was NO WAY that I could ever have built anything remotely resembling this beauty. Just look at all the features.
Authentic replica of the world-famous 1964 Aston Martin DB5 sports car, featuring a classic design with drum-lacquered silver front and rear bumpers, moulded silver-coloured wire wheel rim inserts, opening boot, bonnet and doors, and a wealth of James Bond™ gadgetry, including a working ejector seat, revolving number plates, rear-window bulletproof screen, front wing machine guns and wheel-mounted tyre scythes.

This LEGO® James Bond™ Aston Martin DB5 model also features opening doors and a detailed interior with a concealable radar tracker and door compartment with telephone.

Lift the bonnet to check out the straight-6 engine detailing.

Pull back the rear bumper to eject unwelcome passengers.

Revolve the number plates, raise the rear-window bulletproof screen and deploy the wheel-mounted tyre scythes

Pull back the gearstick to reveal the front wing machine guns.

Own this collectible replica of the Aston Martin DB5, as featured in the classic James Bond™ Goldfinger movie.
This set includes over 1,290 pieces and is suitable for ages 16+.

New-for-August-2018 special elements include a drum-lacquered macaroni connector, 2x4 tile and 1M beam, plus a printed 1x2 tile with grille pattern.

Measures over 3” (10cm) high, 13” (34cm) long and 4” (12cm) wide.


Portugal Has Deserted Me But Romania Is Making A Strong Showing


Who Knew?


Glass - First Trailer

I can predict the ending but this looks like a hell of a fun ride.

In Case You Wondered

In Vol. 3 of his brief solo series titled "Thanos Wins" Thanos receives the Penance Stare from Ghost Rider and simply relishes in all the terrible things he has done in his publication history. So Ghost Rider would be useless against Thanos.

Tru Dat


The Return Of Vikings

The Sons of Ragnar do not play around.

Maybe The Greatest Story Ever Told

Cosplay This Week