And that is to buy a dollar box at a garage sale that doesn't come apart when I take the dollar price sticker off. I love to have a cool box to keep my various 'collectibles' in and this one showcasing the art of the Sistine Chapel was worth a loonie....UNTIL I TOOK OFF THE FREAKIN' PRICE STICKER and half the art came off with it. Gah!! This is what I get for going to Hillbilly yard sales.
Your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. Your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. Also your legs. your arms. your face. I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing. And I hope that image on your box wasn't made with any kind of make-up, Jezebel. Don't even think about adding color to your cardboard chastity suit. Only whores do that.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.