Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Lord Humungous In 2020

He is the only sane choice and his message is simple.

Finally The Facebook Robot Got It Right


Wednesdays With Wonder Woman

Kelly wrote a great piece about why the Wonder Woman movie is so awesome. Do yourself a favor and give it a read.



Lousy Thug Canadian Crow

Bergman dubbed the crow Canuck after it befriended him about 2 years ago and made headlines for antics ranging from stealing evidence at an east Vancouver crime scene to starring on its own Facebook page.

He didn't randomly just 'steal' evidence. He just took back the murder weapon he used because the knife rack in his kitchen didn't look right without it. Plus his prints were all over it so this was really just self preservation.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Ladies,There Is Room For Every Girl On Badass Island

Both of these things are true. You must see KUNG FU HUSTLE in all it's badly dubbed glory. It's the comedy martial arts combat movie you have been waiting for and you didn't even know it.

"Jerry, It's Not A Lie, If YOU Believe it."

For some reason, despite being on the cover of Time many times, Donald Trump manufactured a fake cover to frame and hang in his Florida, Virginia, Ireland, and Scotland golf courses. Why Trump would do this will only lead someone down a rabbit hole that will ultimately end with the rhetorical question of: “why does he do anything he does?” So it’s best to just move on to the next part of the news which is that Time Magazine has asked him to remove the fabricated cover he displays proudly on his walls.
I love how all these things that no one ever checked in the past are coming up every week and they are never good. I have yet to hear a nice story about the carrot colored robber baron. Now who is making up the fake news, Donald?? What those reporters did will be forgotten in weeks but this gem will always be remembered. What will be the next odd thing we learn about this human bean bag chair.
Maybe Trump will bristle at removing the fraudulent covers thanks to the meticulously researched Obama birther story that (probably) graces page 56 in the faux magazine. Or maybe, like in so many other instances, he will quietly succumb to being in the wrong and watch as one of his servants ceremoniously lifts the frame from the wall.

Or perhaps, he will continue to show off the counterfeit covers and damn the people who point out that everything about it is wrong. The red border, the headline placements, everything. He will embrace the alternative Time Magazine and then hang up the cover of Thrasher he made back in the ’80s right next to it.

So are you telling me that he went to all the cost and effort just to make a cover that is a bad copy. Take some pride your lies, bitch. Don't half ass the magazine like you half ass everything else that you do. I read about the USFL and what you did to ruin that enterprise. You do know that even maggots can go to Hell. You know that right?

Steapunk Pretty By Helly Von Valentine



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