That Is So True About Poor Calvin The Gemini

The signs, first impression/ when you get to know them
 

Aries: kind, helpful and very confident/ fucking bossy but gets shit done
Taurus: cute, quiet and sweet/ strong minded and a giant shit talker
Gemini: funny, loud and annoying/ emotional trainwreck that hides it w/ humor
Cancer: nice, emotive and happy/ giant nerd that makes bad puns
Leo: warm hearted, giving and generous/ stares at the floor a lot, likes hugs
Virgo: shy, anxious and talented/ nice af and always thinking about space
Libra: beautiful, social and oblivious / super intelligent and really clumsy
Scorpio: grumpy, distant and a bit rude/ totally cute, dorky ball of anxious fluff
Sagittarius: strange, optimistic and hot/ really attached to their music, ditzy
Capricorn: passive, well liked and adorable/ super aggressive when mad
Aquarius: super smart, quirky and stubborn/ will love you no matter what, total sweetheart
Pisces: weird af, shy and artsy fartsy/ totally talented weirdo who gets excited by art supplies