Thanks to the mythical Lisa Mynx who, while she may in secret be a tentacle lover, always supports my hatred for the cephalopod. Check out the last panel and tell me that they are really just gentle fluffy creatures. In truth they are rude dicks.
Friday, August 7, 2009
Why I Hate Them
Thanks to the mythical Lisa Mynx who, while she may in secret be a tentacle lover, always supports my hatred for the cephalopod. Check out the last panel and tell me that they are really just gentle fluffy creatures. In truth they are rude dicks.
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Though I respect your loathing of cephalopods, I think you should know that when I watched the BBC’s documentary “The Future is Wild” they predict them as catapulting to the master species – if something dire happens to Homo Sapiens.
Scary stuff.
And um, Cal? Did you develop a split personality that is now commenting on your own blogs???
NO Wings..who is this usurper to the throne. I am the only Calvin in the village.
And really everyone...if you hear of a 'Calvin' that would for a second spread that 'future squids rule the world' propaganda you know you are being lied to.
Mythical?
Steve, sure she is...like the unicorn or the chupacabra, neither of which I have never seen.
i assumed he meant ''mystical'' and just has a canadian lisp...
Well, then nothing will terrify you more than hers of cephalopods that swing from branch to branch above your head like a gaggle of wild howler monkeys while titanic cephalopods plod along the forest floors like a brontosaurus. I couldn't make this up - but the BBC did: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.thefutureiswild.com/img/feature-banner/squibbon.png&imgrefurl=http://www.thefutureiswild.com/index.asp%3Flevel1id%3D5&usg=__zYwF5vxYWCst5H9DK75vztKLhXA=&h=220&w=436&sz=107&hl=en&start=11&sig2=nuSQdOCANz4Db-KC4X_vKA&um=1&tbnid=Ibbw3u9d1szp-M:&tbnh=64&tbnw=126&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthe%2Bfuture%2Bis%2Bwild%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1R2GGIE_en%26sa%3DX%26um%3D1&ei=cIR9SuTxB8XllAeQ9dT0AQ
Opps - here is a better link -
http://www.thefutureiswild.com/
BTW - I am another Calvin. My version resides in Rhode "not really an island" Island.
Welcome to the revolution Brother Calvin.
You have all now seen the future and it makes our actions in this time period all the more important...Now that there are TWO Calvins warning you of your doom its time to wake up you sleepy bitches and FIGHT for your planet and for yoursleves. Unless of course you like the carress of a slimey tentacle. VIVE LE REVOLUTION!!!
So, Calvin, let me ask you this: when I eat calamari, is it a bad thing because I am putting them in my mouth, or is a good thing, because they have to die for me to enjoy this tasty fried treat?
Anything that removes them from the game board is a good thing. I think if you read my previous posts you will see that we 'Calvin's' have an anti cephalopod rep around here. Hope you are up to the challenge.
Death to the cephalopods! Yup, I am on board.
Meanwhile, do you want to exchange links on our blogs?
mine is http://calvinsnuggetsofwisdom.blogspot.com/
have a gander and enjoy!
Calvin (version RI)
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