Tentacle Showerhead

Do I have to say it again. It may look appealing to save time with a quick shower using this 'appliance' and you may think it will clean places you have not been able to adequately clean in the past but...yes...that is how they GETCHA! Two minutes after you settle in you are ripped apart by these shower heads and stuffed down the drain, never to be seen again. It even comes with a water saving feature that turns itself off and cleans up any evidence. They are diabolical that way. That is why the 'Institute of Advanced Cephalopod Combat' recommends a nice tub if you have the time. It's more relaxing and less dangerous in the long run.

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