It seems that 'Twilight - New Moon' has made over 200 million dollars at the weekend box office. Check your bibles. That IS one of the signs of the 'end of days'. I used to think that the greatest threat to my sanity and safety were these Cephalopods I am wrong about that. With only a single edged blade I can fight and kill these boneless bastards at will. However, how can I live in a world where what represents the ideal man is a shirtless, hairless wolfchild or a pastie faced glittery emo sissy boy? The world has changed before our eyes fellas and we aren't wanted or needed anymore. Unless of course a tire needs changing or a spider needs killing. But then again, Lana is around to vacuum all those arachnids up so what the hell good am I to anyone? Sure, I am witty and urbane with a passable genius intellect but ITS NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE. I refuse to sparkle or glitter like Adam Lambert. The Cave of Coolness will always be a refuge for you, my brothers. Don't forget your 'Snuggies' because we have a bit of a draft but the beer and whiskey are cold and I got lots of bratwurst on the BBQ. There is always a Bond movie, a Bruce Willis actioner or something starring Yul Bryner on the big screen so I figure we can hold out till summer when Iron Man comes back onscreen.
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Hear, hear! It sucks...I've come to the realization that I am no longer part of the must get demographic. I really don't get all this "Twilight" crap...what a tragic waste of the human spirit. Thank you Cal for your cave.
Always willing to share my scraps with a fellow traveller. We can only hope they remember us some of the time.
Well, I know a certain teen girl who LOVES it.
And I don't begrudge her one bit her love for it. I remember what it felt like when the 12 year old Calvin met Star Wars for the first time. It was like they knew exactly what I needed and made it just for me. Other people didn't get it but it wasn't for them to get anyways. Its just one of those phenoms like Pokemon that just passed me by and I am both sad by that (cause I could hit on these Twilight MILFs that I hear are out there) and glad to be ignored.
you think you got it tough, my mother is the worst Twilight groupie i know!!
and we can only imagine what John Wayne or Steve McQueen would think of this "edward" phenomenon. blech!
Actually, I hear that Stephenie Meyer is a giant squid in disguise.
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