Yeah, I think I'd be totally into this girl if I was in grade nine.
Maybe we could share a locker and all the other kids would be jealous. And I'd say "oh don't get all jealous. next year maybe I'll be YOUR locker partner." And they'd all laugh and say "that Mark guy is really cool and look you can tell that Selena really really loves him so much. Let's always invite them both to all of our parties," and they would but most of the time Selena and I would say "thanks but we're really busy tonight. You guys have a great time, though." And the coolest thing is that we're really NOT busy, we just prefer to have quiet time together playing Yahtzee or Clue or doing our homework together. And every once in a while when we're alone Selena shyly reaches her hand over to hold my hand, but I always smile and say, "let's just slow down, Selena and not rush too fast" and she gives that big grin and says how cool I am and how she can't wait until we're old enough to get married.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Yeah, I think I'd be totally into this girl if I was in grade nine.
Maybe we could share a locker and all the other kids would be jealous. And I'd say "oh don't get all jealous. next year maybe I'll be YOUR locker partner." And they'd all laugh and say "that Mark guy is really cool and look you can tell that Selena really really loves him so much. Let's always invite them both to all of our parties," and they would but most of the time Selena and I would say "thanks but we're really busy tonight. You guys have a great time, though." And the coolest thing is that we're really NOT busy, we just prefer to have quiet time together playing Yahtzee or Clue or doing our homework together. And every once in a while when we're alone Selena shyly reaches her hand over to hold my hand, but I always smile and say, "let's just slow down, Selena and not rush too fast" and she gives that big grin and says how cool I am and how she can't wait until we're old enough to get married.
Ah, grade nine.
She would never share a locker with you because you are mean. And a poopy head. Yeh, I said it.
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