Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Just Because I REALLY Need Some Go-Go Today

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Just Because I REALLY Need Some Go-Go Today

11 comments:

Drake said...: You know, i don't think Miss Gomez ever takes bad picture.; February 25, 2010 at 2:42 PM
Nanc Twop said...: Is that Selena Gomez? For some reason I thought it was singer Demi Lovato - must be those years creeping up...; February 25, 2010 at 2:53 PM
Ally said...: That's cute. I write about these kids ya know. Next article is on Justin Bieber. Are you a Miley-lover too or is she too blase?

Tales Of A Fourth Grade Nothing; February 25, 2010 at 4:01 PM
DrGoat said...: Well Cal, she really is as cute as a bug's ear.....in a good way.
I think we should put her in charge down here.; February 26, 2010 at 6:57 AM
DrGoat said...: Okay, this has nothing to do with that lovely girl, but I had to pass it on. Quote by Sinclair Lewis, american novelist...."When facism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag, carrying a cross".; February 26, 2010 at 8:16 AM
Pearl said...: I have no idea who that is or what she does, but Dr. Goat is right: she IS as cute as a bug's ear.

Pearl; February 26, 2010 at 12:57 PM
vancouver mark said...: Has anyone ever actually EXAMINED a bug's ear up close? If so,could they please explain the "cute" comparison.

- and / or -

Cal, if you want to keep fixating on photos of this tediously Disneyfied adolescent, you might seriously want to drop either the word "Canadian" or "Coolness" from your masthead. If you instead focussed your considerable blogging energies directly intensively at DisneyCo, maybe they could slap together an animatronic Selena GoGo Gomez ride in Fantasyland, and you can finally live the dream.

Sorry if this sounds like snark. I've have the freaking Olympics in my town for two full weeks now and I really, really need to vent something at somebody.

- AND - to Dr. Goat, GREAT QUOTE. I'm witnessing the Canadian equivalent of this right now, in that when fascism comes to Canada, it'll have a maple leaf face-painted on each cheek and red mittens on each hand, hands that fumble awkwardly with a Canadian flag from Canadian Tire, a greebly little stuffed Olympic mascot and a plastic pint glass of Molson's Canadian on tap, chanting "CA NA DAH! CA NA DAH!" in a volume level that is directly proportionate to the number of beers it has already consumed.

Two more days, two more days.

OK Cal thanks again I feel almost slightly better.; February 26, 2010 at 8:49 PM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Oh Vancouver Mark - You so crazy....but I likey you idea of a Go GO ride...all around the yard...yEEEEEEEEEEEE; February 26, 2010 at 10:00 PM
Noor al Haqiqa said...: Vancouver Mark. We know where you live. We have recorded your words for future reference. You are Canadian. Fuhrer Harper dictated you MUST enjoy these costly entertainments or risk being shipped off to northern Labrador there to live out the rest of your days clubbing baby seals.; February 27, 2010 at 12:50 AM
vancouver mark said...: Cal, I may need to come stay in the cave..........; February 27, 2010 at 1:29 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: I try to tell him Noor but he just refuses to listen.; February 27, 2010 at 12:23 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.