Friday, July 16, 2010
I Can't Help You Now
You got the monkey addicted because you neglected his care. Now you got a smoking monkey. I can't see a way around this problem for you. Let the damn monkey smoke. If you don't want a fire, you best be ready to light all his ciggies for him. You don't want to compound the problem you caused by giving him a lighter.
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Sure, it might kill him, but smoking monkey is just effing funny.
You know what that monkey needs?
A scotch. Louie! Scotch on the rocks. The monkey's dry!
Yeh, I would see him being a Scotch drinker. He's a tough guy and tough guys drink Scotch.
You know what useless fact I learned this weekend? It's illegal to give monkeys cigarettes in South Bend, IN.
Indiana has always been very progressive in their Monkey and tobacco policies.
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