I WAS PROFILED!!

Over a year ago one of my favorite daily site, Super Punch, asked people to answer five questions with the hope that the ones with the most interesting answers would be profiled on their site. Back then the idea of anything I did appearing on another site was amazing to me. Today I guess my name came up in the lottery. You can read it here or go there. Super Punch is one of those sites I always give when someone asks me where I get all my ideas for posts.

1. What is your idea of the perfect day?

Breakfast at one of those places that serves Eggs Benedict, trip to the combination toy store and comic shop, lunch with drinks, a nap and a cool movie at a theatre that has hot dogs as well as popcorn. Hell I eat a lot.

2. Describe one of the best moments in your life:

Walking in the snow with Tara Crandall. We were suppose to be looking for a friend who ran out of the house in a huff but we didn't care if he was killed by a roving band of wolves. We stopped to warm up at every apartment along the way and kissed. Very cool. or Jumping on an open boxcar at 14 and riding the train all the way to Winnipeg, seeing 'Moonraker' and then catching the bus back to the army base I lived on without anyone knowing what we had done.

3. What is your most common nightmare?

The Octopus Menace takes over the world and I have to go in the water with my team of specialist to take the world back with extreme prejudice. Either that or trying to get Tom Cruise to star in my 'Hello Kitty' movie.

4. What are your three favorite possessions?

Original Evil Knievel Stunt Cycle, My computer, My dad's pocket watch

5. What is your goal for 2010?

To become the most interesting man in the world.

6. What super power would you most like to have?

It begins and ends with Time Travel.