Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Now I Don't Want To Be Married If This Is What Have To Look Forward To

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Now I Don't Want To Be Married If This Is What Have To Look Forward To

6 comments:

Tempo said...: It's bad manners to fart in bed...married or not. (who can blame her) Being raised right I get out of bed, get dressed and go outside and away from where people might be 'affected' ...of course it still kills the flowers but what can I do?!; November 2, 2011 at 11:39 PM
Unknown said...: The only safe place to fart is in the bathroom i always tell my wife lol.; November 3, 2011 at 2:52 AM
DrGoat said...: Cal, you've finally reached the pinnacle of social discourse. Fart jokes.; November 3, 2011 at 7:27 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Or to seal her in a hamster ball and send her downhill towards the ocean. We can't have her making all this farting a habit ya know.; November 3, 2011 at 10:26 AM
Unknown said...: Farting is part of marriage, I think. I would be so plugged up if I couldn't fart at home around my husband.; November 3, 2011 at 1:16 PM
Michael May said...: Clearly there was something broken in that relationship already. If my wife sprayed me with air freshener after I let one go, I'd laugh until I passed out.; November 3, 2011 at 1:18 PM

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