I worked at a Subway in my high school days and for me, it was the bread/yeast smell that was the worst.
That and people who would be in line for 5 minutes, then get up to the counter & hem & haw forever! My god, make up your mind buddy! You're the reason lines get so long in the first place.
I just assume there is a guy in the suit. But I could be wrong. This could all be some genetic human/sub sammich hybrid created to fight in some future alien invasion scenerio.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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I worked at a Clark's Submarine in the late 70s.
Smelled like onions until the early 80s.
Pearl
I bet he at least gets free sammiches. That is a perk.
Did they ever make you wear the costume, Pearl?
Don't say that Budd or I will volunteer to wear the germ suit just to get what they drop on the floor.
The last job I had was like that but my face wasn't covered. So thats a better job!
I worked at a Subway in my high school days and for me, it was the bread/yeast smell that was the worst.
That and people who would be in line for 5 minutes, then get up to the counter & hem & haw forever! My god, make up your mind buddy! You're the reason lines get so long in the first place.
Only retail job I've ever had was a feedstore back in the early 70s, dealing with demanding horse owners. I don't do well with the public.
Are we sure there is in fact a "human" under that costume?
I just assume there is a guy in the suit. But I could be wrong. This could all be some genetic human/sub sammich hybrid created to fight in some future alien invasion scenerio.
Subman? More like SubHuman!
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