Feels like it might work better as a serial television show than as a movie. Its hard to get past the whole "this will be the next fantasy book-turned-movie" series vibe.
That fact that I didn't catch on to that element proves how little I was paying attention, or else proves how cookie-cutter it is. Maybe I was to distracted by the title . Is it "Mortal Instruments" or "City of Bones" just pick one already!
Buffy wasn't as dumb as this girl seems to be. Why do they always make the dummest person in the room the most powerful. That can go wrong so quickly. And everyone is usally indoors when her new mega powers kick in. Everyone around her should be dead but you are gonna tell me that magic doesn't work that way. BLAH.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Feels like it might work better as a serial television show than as a movie. Its hard to get past the whole "this will be the next fantasy book-turned-movie" series vibe.
And it's two boys fighting over one girl. Why not have all women and one man like in Y the Last Man?
That fact that I didn't catch on to that element proves how little I was paying attention, or else proves how cookie-cutter it is. Maybe I was to distracted by the title . Is it "Mortal Instruments" or "City of Bones" just pick one already!
It's awful pretentious isn't it? That title?
I was wondering when Buffy the Vampire slayer would be made into a movie...
Other than that it reminded me of Neil Gaiman`s NEVERWHERE, a BBC series from the 80`s which absolutely NEEDS to be redone for the big screen!
Buffy wasn't as dumb as this girl seems to be. Why do they always make the dummest person in the room the most powerful. That can go wrong so quickly. And everyone is usally indoors when her new mega powers kick in. Everyone around her should be dead but you are gonna tell me that magic doesn't work that way. BLAH.
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