I was about to say, I don't think this is the same Madame Web that we had during the '90s.
Also, I'm pretty sure that food is the way to a man's heart, not a woman's. Junk food like this will just go straight to a woman's thighs, which is ironically were most guy want to go.
I read somewhere that Stan Lee had a rule (or, worked out a rule with the sponsors or parent groups or whatever): the superheroes never actually eat the Hostess pies themselves.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Probably one of the dumber ads, but still sells a Twinkie.
The beautiful 'Batman-Robin-The Mummy' Hostess ad was probably the best drawn one.
That one will be showing up. I found a whole collection of these on Tumblr.
Whoa! I never knew there was an earlier Madame Web!
I was about to say, I don't think this is the same Madame Web that we had during the '90s.
Also, I'm pretty sure that food is the way to a man's heart, not a woman's. Junk food like this will just go straight to a woman's thighs, which is ironically were most guy want to go.
Ah, so much for Women's Lib.. Heartbroken by Spidey, now seeking refuge in eating Hostess Fruitpies..
Ouch.
I feel kind of bad when the villain doesn't even get to EAT the Hostess products used to bribe or distract her.
These are so great.
I read somewhere that Stan Lee had a rule (or, worked out a rule with the sponsors or parent groups or whatever): the superheroes never actually eat the Hostess pies themselves.
Apparently that would just be a bridge too far.
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