Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Why Don't I Have Any Celebrity Fans?

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Why Don't I Have Any Celebrity Fans?

7 comments:

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...: What about those parties with all the great guest lists?

Just follow a bunch of celebrities on Twitter and name drop them ever so often.; September 28, 2013 at 11:53 AM
Kal said...: Those are made up parties. Don't you notice that all the photographs were taken before the invention of color photography?

I don't do Twitter. It's beneath me. As is messaging with my thumbs.; September 28, 2013 at 12:05 PM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: Boy, that L'il Bub is so generous to reflect some glory on that no-name bum.; September 28, 2013 at 2:35 PM
Kal said...: You said it.; September 28, 2013 at 2:58 PM
The Flying Dachshund said...: You should create little crafts of celebrities... It gets their attention!! Just look at my Cubees and the pic I have of Jim Beaver (pictured w/ the Bobby Singer Cubee I did from his stint on Supernatural)... I also got in touch with a couple of gals from one of my kids' fave shows, and they commented back on them... And John K of Ren & Stimpy commented on the Cubee I made of him as well... So I would just get crafty to get their attention... ;); September 28, 2013 at 8:45 PM
Kal said...: Yeh but your cubes lend themselves to infinite variations. You can do custom work like that. It would be nice to get someone I actually know leave a comment. Joe Jusko is a fan of the Cave of Cool and that is awesome. Plus my cat isn't as photogenic. I know I have said he is but I was lying.; September 28, 2013 at 10:21 PM
The Flying Dachshund said...: Well... While your cat doesn't look grumpy... Nor is your cat missing it's teeth... I think if you got the right photos, you could reach Grumpy Cat or the other cat that sticks its' tongue out (forgot the name)...; September 29, 2013 at 8:17 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.