Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Don't Try To Sell Me Your Cuddle Squid

 
Jordan is taking orders for custom-made, fleece-and-felt squid body-pillows, in 8' ($75) and 4' ($40) sizes. He's offering a very wide-range of customization options, including firmness, fabric, color, and patterns.



COLORS:
I can find just about any color, within reason. I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but the selection is great, so I can try my hardest to get the exact color you want.

 
UNDERSIDE PATTERNS:
Again, I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but I can find just about any pattern from paisley to polka dots in nearly any color. If you wish, you can request that I choose an underside for you based on the main color you choose.


OTHER OPTIONS:
I can fit the squids with an eye color, if you so desire. If not specified, your squid will come with traditional black and white eyes. Also, three different highlights are available for your squid: original (photos 4 and 5), circles (photos 6 and 8), or crescent (photo 7). If not specified, your squid will come with original highlights.
 Additionally, you may request the firmness of your pillow. There are three firmness options: firm, regular, or what I call squishy. If not specified, your squid will come with regular firmness.

6 comments:

Belle said...

Nothing you do can make a squid look cute.

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

The most colorful danger to the universe since the Mighty Morphin' Power Daleks!

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100519091759/tardis/images/a/ab/Daleks.jpg

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Still, ya gotta admit, very creative.

DrGoat said...

I think the Admiral could cuddle up against that and be very cozy, don't you?

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

The Admiral would only get that close so he could shove a knife in them when he ran out of long range ammo.

Kal said...

The Admiral is a fan of that close up 'wet work'. He likes to look them in the eyes and watch the light go out.