Whose Award Did She Steal?

Because no way does she win ANYTHING for her acting in the past ten years. Unless it's for acting like an entitled brat. That act she's got perfected. She just looks old for her years. The mileage has definitely caught up with her.

Lindsay Lohan at a gala dinner as part of the Ischia Global Film and Music Festival at Mezzatorre Hotel on Tuesday (July 15) in Ischia, Italy.

You would think that an trophy for ditch pig of the year would be something other than a sea horse but there you have it. I understand this award was for greatest comeback?? What the hell did she do that brought her out of the toilet that is her career? She didn't get better. She wasn't in a hit movie? WTF Italy? You would think you just made up some bullshit to bring her to your country so you could bring some attention to your little film festival. How do you keep a straight face through all of this? How do you hold a conversation with this nitwit that last more than ten seconds?

And the best part is that Lindsay got to go to Italy knowing that she already had the prize in the bag. No competing with anyone else because CLEARLY her story was the most compelling story of struggle that we heard all year. How can we not award this poor creature something for at least TRYING to make her 3pm wardrobe call?