Pretty sure they still exist, but the only way to find out for sure is to consult your local hairdresser. No, seriously, places where they cut kids' hair are pretty much the only place I see Highlights magazine anymore.
They realized they were the yin to each other's yang and opens a quaint bed and breakfast in New England. Of course goofus keeps killing the boarders and gallant has to keep disposing of the bodies.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Goofus is serving consecutive life sentences for the brutal slayings of Dick and Jane.
Gallant framed him.
Pretty sure they still exist, but the only way to find out for sure is to consult your local hairdresser. No, seriously, places where they cut kids' hair are pretty much the only place I see Highlights magazine anymore.
No, it's still in the schools. I always read it when I was substitute teaching just to see if it ever changed. Not in 30 years is it any different.
Who names a kid "Goofus," anyway? No wonder he was always so poorly behaved.
Goofus was elected to Congress in a jury-rigged district.
Galant is unemployed and spends most of is off hours paying world of warcraft.
Its not just haircut places, doctors and dentists stock them too. It was the only magazine with interesting pictures to read as a kid.
They realized they were the yin to each other's yang and opens a quaint bed and breakfast in New England. Of course goofus keeps killing the boarders and gallant has to keep disposing of the bodies.
http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/102201/goofus.jpg
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