TV This Week

I understand that Mariah Carey couldn't hit her high notes at tonight's Billboard Music Awards which aren't really awards for MUSIC because few of the winners actually play instruments or sing without autotune. I hate the weird combination of groups that in no universe should go together. I am so bored with it all that I have no interest in even continuing to comment any further. It's beneath my talents to waste my snark on Carey. She's always been a manufactured singer and for once everyone can see that she doesn't have it anymore. That is reward enough for me. Never, ever liked her.

Louis CK did a child molestation joke on last night's Saturday Night Live. He will get all kinds of negative press that isn't deserved out of context. The two shoe elves who want to be punished and pooped on was brilliant and even more offensive.



How did I ever get to the end of MasterChef Canada? One of the judges looks like Doctor Octopus. I just have to see how it all ends.

 

I am so glad that I dropped Game of Thrones years ago. I was tired of seeing bad thing happen to characters I liked. Tonight I understand one of the female characters will be raped on her wedding night. Charming. So glad I can ignore that as well as the rest of the program. Can someone tell me what is so great about Game of Thrones, anyways? What am I missing out on?

 

 

I also have never seen one single hour of Mad Men. Is it me or the rest of you? What did you think of the ending.