Yup, You Have All Lost Your Damn Minds In Texas

http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2015/05/02/403865824/texas-governor-deploys-state-guard-to-stave-off-obama-takeover

Since General Sam Houston executed his famous retreat to glory to defeat the superior forces of General Antonio Lopez de Santa Anna, Texas has been ground zero for military training. We have so many military bases in the Lone Star State we could practically attack Russia.

So when rookie Texas Gov. Greg Abbott announced he was ordering the Texas State Guard to monitor a Navy SEAL/Green Beret joint training exercise, which was taking place in Texas and several other states, everybody here looked up from their iPhones. What?

It seems there is concern among some folks that this so-called training maneuver is just a cover story. What's really going on? President Obama is about to use Special Forces to put Texas under martial law.

Now when the people leading one of the largest states in the Union decide that they want to put armed Americans into the role as adversaries....because when that happened the FIRST time it went so well for everyone involved. I believe history calls it the CIVIL WAR.

Now these elected numnuts have decided to buy into the worse of all conspiracy theories in a corner of the state already ripe with tension. They deny that their own PRESIDENT has any legitimacy as Commander in Chief and that sounds like treason to me. Where is the PROOF that Obama is launching an attack on any Americans?

Now Ted Cruz is involved. I feel like we are all being PUNKED for some reason. Is this what the great race for President of the FREAKING UNITED STATES has become. You want a guy that believes this shit or even SAYS this shit to have the nuclear launch codes and access to a 24/7 chef?

Cruz should be getting sodomized (in the bad way) in some federal prison while awaiting his treason trial. Put up or shut up. If you know something the rest of us are unaware of about President Obama's long planned intentions to take over and imprison good, god fearing Americans, please let us know. Where is the proof? When was your Gran dragged away from her front porch kicking and screaming while shooting off her squirrely rifle?

Before all of this Jade Helm conspiracy ridiculousness started to gain mainstream traction, if someone came at me spouting off some gibberish about an elaborate plan by the United States government to seize control of several states, using Walmart as a staging ground to declare martial law – I would have probably laughed, rolled my eyes and walked away. There’s just no reason to even entertain that level of stupidity.

But then comes this. Don't discourage this madness you twit. Make sure that you spread all the misinformation you can't to those who need MORE information and education, not LESS. Gah! I want to take a bag of frozen oranges to his skull.