Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: I Will Say This ONCE and ONCE Only To All You Homophobic Bakers Out There

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

I Will Say This ONCE and ONCE Only To All You Homophobic Bakers Out There

And add a dozen cupcakes too ya bigot. And you should know that you were right about the gays all along. Everyone knows that homosexuals only want to take that cake and rub your fine product on their genitals before they lick it off each other in an orgy of sugar consumption (as all gays who are near cake or pastries are apt to do). It's why the donuts at the Safeway are behind glass and you need proper I.D. to purchase strudel.

8 comments:

j-swin said...: I'm all for gay rights and social equality but if a bakery doesn't want to make a cake for a gay wedding then they've got the right to say no and we have to respect their beliefs (no matter how much we disagree) if we want them to respect ours. Just go to another bakery that will do it, why not patronage a place that wants to accommodate your needs rather than raise a fuss when one doesn't want to?; July 15, 2015 at 3:14 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: It's true. I've been banned from Safeway for life.; July 15, 2015 at 5:57 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: In Canada, people who offer services to the public must do so without discrimination on grounds of race, religion, gender, sexual orientation, etc. That's simply what it means to be in business. Case closed.; July 15, 2015 at 6:14 AM
DrGoat said...: There's two sides for sure, but I lean in the direction of
if you make cakes and sell them, sell them to everyone and
not whom you choose. That's messed up.; July 15, 2015 at 7:29 AM
j-swin said...: i agree, just sell the cakes. but, if they don't want to sell them to you, just take your business elsewhere and tell all your friends to boycot the bigoted bakery!; July 15, 2015 at 8:39 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Can we burn it down by firing flaming cupcakes at them like they did during an episode of the A-Team.; July 15, 2015 at 11:08 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Hey, the FLAMING CUPCAKE is the best name for a gay bakery.; July 15, 2015 at 1:59 PM
j-swin said...: whoa whoa whoa...that's stereotyping man. that's like calling the lesbian owned meat shop "the butch butcher". not cool.; July 15, 2015 at 2:09 PM