I know we don't talk about it. I think we decided as a country that we COULDN'T talk about it. That Tickle Trunk will always be tainted by the blood of Casey and Finnegan. Such a good puppy. He just saw too much and couldn't be trusted not to tell. Or was he the one who finally snapped and fired those deadly shots. Who knows. The case was bungled from the start. The crime scene was a blood soaked mixture of the blood of many individuals and other assorted stuffed creatures. Everyone had motive. Everyone had opportunity. That's right. I can no longer remain silent. Once again I am not afraid to speak the truth.
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Hahahahaha, there's a sex toy shop in Edmonton called The Tickle Trunk! Adults can still indulge in fantasy!
Here's a fantasy I would like to indulge in..SOLVE THIS CRIME!!! That is a fantasy that the RCMP have swept this one under the rug. Do you know they never found ALL the parts of Casey. Some say Finnegan has them in his stomach. Some say Mr. D does. I WANT THE TRUTH. Exhume the bodies!
Finnegan is innocent, gawddammit! The trigger-giraffe was JEROME from The Friendly Giant. He was so jealous of the other puppets' success.
Your theory is full of holes. IF Jerome IS involved then RUSTY I involved and that means that the two Jazz Kitties at least have knowledge that something was not Kosher on that CBC children's show set. I can't believe they would just sit silently while Jerome stewed and plotted. Though I do know he had no love for that Finnegan. They often had words and it infuriated Jerome that he couldn't understand what that dog was fapping about.
Fapping or yapping? Were Finnegan and Jerome MORE than rivals?
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