Oh Look - The Bachelor Is Back

Well another cycle of the stupid Bachelor began tonight. I so love to bust on this show but that usually gets me exiled from the living room by my Mother, lest I spoil the romance for her. But the romance is ALREADY pre-spoiled. Even I could get a pretty girl if they paid for all the exotic dates he gets to take these women on. He's a good looking, charming guy, this Ben, so he needs NO HELP finding a woman to like him. In fact most of these hoes are already in love with him without even knowing him. Put someone like me on that show and THEN you have an interesting show. Will any of these woman fall for Cal or will they all beg NOT to get a rose from him. Watch now.

My one respite is the fact that 27 of the 28 woman will go home sad but before that several of them will go crazy from all the stress and pressure of the process. That is when I like the show the best. Their tears are as sweet to me as a fine wine.