And they have the infrastructure to grow it AND distribute it. They have big cats doing security. The monkeys count the money but the Hippos are the brains behind the entire operation. Now I have to go see Zootopia.
Unbelievable that two innocent cats are going to have to lawyer up because of some paranoid little rodent. I just saw the perfect lawyer for them in an ad. He has a great big grin and his sign says, "Just Because You Did It Doesn't Mean You're Guilty."
Hey, no rodent body, no rodent crime. That is why you never ATTEMPT a murder, you FINISH a murder. What is that anyway, attempted murder, you don't win a Nobel prize for Attempted Chemistry.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
5 comments:
Oh my, drug money laundering zoo animals!
Hybrid catnip. The best there is.
And they have the infrastructure to grow it AND distribute it. They have big cats doing security. The monkeys count the money but the Hippos are the brains behind the entire operation. Now I have to go see Zootopia.
Unbelievable that two innocent cats are going to have to lawyer up
because of some paranoid little rodent. I just saw the perfect lawyer
for them in an ad. He has a great big grin and his sign says,
"Just Because You Did It Doesn't Mean You're Guilty."
Hey, no rodent body, no rodent crime. That is why you never ATTEMPT a murder, you FINISH a murder. What is that anyway, attempted murder, you don't win a Nobel prize for Attempted Chemistry.
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