Trump doesn't HAVE a heart, so there's nothing to put a stake through. He also has no shame, so that's not gonna kill him either. I think we take a page out of the Lumen and build a stone sarcophagus, line it with silver, and bury it deep with him and his crimson worm in it. It may not kill him, but he will suffer for a long time and it may be centuries before he is released by some foolhardy archaeologist to terrorize the world anew.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
Couldn't be worse than Trump.
Argueably the bar is set very low.
At least we could drive a stake in his heart and get away with it.
DrGoat, you have my vote for Best Comment of the Week!
We could stake Trump but nothing but shame will kill that vampire.
Trump doesn't HAVE a heart, so there's nothing to put a stake through. He also has no shame, so that's not gonna kill him either. I think we take a page out of the Lumen and build a stone sarcophagus, line it with silver, and bury it deep with him and his crimson worm in it. It may not kill him, but he will suffer for a long time and it may be centuries before he is released by some foolhardy archaeologist to terrorize the world anew.
That's a lot of trouble to make. Can't we just cut him up and put him in the crate like the Professor did?
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