Tuesday, July 18, 2017

OMG, This Is Horrible

For the past few months, Marvel has been setting up something big with their Weapons of Mutant Destruction crossover storyline. Teasing labs working on what appears to be a Hulk with claws. Now we finally have a look at what appears to be the monster that is Weapon H.

I don't read this comic and now I am glad I don't. If I knew that THIS was the payoff I would feel totally ripped off. A Hulk with big claw? That is so stupid. And what is with those blunted spikes coming out of this body?? I hate this almost as much as I hate Hydra Cap. Big fail, Marvel. Can the terrible action figure be far behind? Some kid is going to lose an eye.

 
Weapon H?? Sigh.
 

13 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

So now he's got Wolverine claws and what appears to be dildos sticking out all over him? Poor Bruce Banner.

jester59388 said...

Ugh! This has the stink of Liefeld all over it. This is his MO. Design a hybrid of two existing characters, give it a stupid name, make it all anatomically disproportionate, and declare himself a creative genius for his "innovation."

DrGoat said...

Totally agree jester. Guy has no creativity in his wheelhouse. Marvel should be better than that.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You called it Jester. So Liefeld that is hurts. Worst Wolverine villain ever and he's had some pretty stinky ones in the past. Omega Red anyone?? Another Liefeld creation.

jester59388 said...

Omega Red, Gideon, Kane, Shatterstar ... God, what horrible "creations". And none had any irises in their eyes (another Liefeld signature). Everyone had a thousand lines on their faces but he was too lazy to even draw a pupil!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

So far none of you boys have picked up on the dramatic possibilities of all those dildos. What's wrong with you?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Because we dont' want our minds to go there. What happens to him when he switches back to human form? Do they all store themselves in his rectum? It's just so stupid. Let me guess they found MORE adamantium which is like so rare in the Marvel U.

j-swin said...

Damn, someone get Debra a dildo, stat!!!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

What would that accomplish??

its yo boy marvel said...

he's cooler than all of you bitches!!

DrGoat said...

Sounds like everybody's represented here. Dildos included.

jester59388 said...

Hey! Who invited Rob Liefeld to this party? Rob, if you're going to post, you can at least use your real name. After all, it's not like you DON'T want attribution and credit for everything. And it has to be you because NO ONE else would think that about you.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

sing on Brother Jester.