Cal, my dude, you might want to sit down because I have some bad news for you: they weren't gay. We all thought they were, but we were all played by the Russians. :(
PRETEND LESBIANS, I can always spot them a mile off. I bet nothings been heard of T.A.T.U. and their "girl-on-girl action" for years now, ever since Putin's crackdown on criminalizing any discussion of LGBTQ issues in Russia.
But they are so cute and they go to an all girl's school. The story checks out. Damn it Vladimir. We are friends and you couldn't tell me the truth, especially after I let him read my TATU fan fiction.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Cal, my dude, you might want to sit down because I have some bad news for you: they weren't gay. We all thought they were, but we were all played by the Russians. :(
NOOOOOOO...I saw the kiss. Could they be at least bi-curious??
PRETEND LESBIANS, I can always spot them a mile off. I bet nothings been heard of T.A.T.U. and their "girl-on-girl action" for years now, ever since Putin's crackdown on criminalizing any discussion of LGBTQ issues in Russia.
But they are so cute and they go to an all girl's school. The story checks out. Damn it Vladimir. We are friends and you couldn't tell me the truth, especially after I let him read my TATU fan fiction.
And now my hand is stuck in my pants.
Hey it happens.
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