Those Star Wars glasses are beautiful, I always wanted a set when I was young. Good thing I never got them, though. The lead and cadmium paint would have killed me by now.
And BK has the worst burgers. Worse that dairy queen. Camping burgers after a rain taste better. Their hot dog was crappy. How the hell do you mess up cooking and serving a hot dog? And their mascot is a weird royal pedophile. There fries are weird. How the hell do you mess up fries. But they have good onion rings. So if I have to go there I know I can like something. And I got ONE class. The Luke One. Which is not on display.
See, I don't mind their burgers but their onion rings do not meet my standards. I'll say their fries are better than Wendy's, though. Oh and fast food hot dogs? Who the fuck dreamed that one up? Hot dogs are to be roasted on a campfire. Period.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
If I went to Hogwarts, I'd have a crush on the new professor too!
Those Star Wars glasses are beautiful, I always wanted a set when I was young. Good thing I never got them, though. The lead and cadmium paint would have killed me by now.
Yeh, but what a way to go...to both your comments. I had one of those glasses but I had to eat at Burger King to get it. That was the only downside.
That's right! Those were a BK premium.
And BK has the worst burgers. Worse that dairy queen. Camping burgers after a rain taste better. Their hot dog was crappy. How the hell do you mess up cooking and serving a hot dog? And their mascot is a weird royal pedophile. There fries are weird. How the hell do you mess up fries. But they have good onion rings. So if I have to go there I know I can like something. And I got ONE class. The Luke One. Which is not on display.
See, I don't mind their burgers but their onion rings do not meet my standards. I'll say their fries are better than Wendy's, though.
Oh and fast food hot dogs? Who the fuck dreamed that one up? Hot dogs are to be roasted on a campfire. Period.
Thank you. You are sane and sensible. Wendy's fries are not bad. They are no McDonalds but have to heft to them.
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