Monday, November 6, 2017
I Know You All Doubt That I Will Ever Need This Product
But I could meet a girl one day and she will be very impressed if I had a can of Beaver Rub for those times when she doesn't feel all that fresh. And if she needs a friend to help her apply this ointment I would be right there to help. That is because I would be a very good boyfriend. But that isn't good enough for you witches.
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You're so selfless, Cal.
Kind of at a loss for words...I'll go with what Debra said. You are Calvin of Arc. Selfless to a fault.
I do because I love.
Uh, does beaver have a different meaning in the great white north?
......cuz down here it means vagina.
I think it's kind of like Mink oil, but for skin, not leather.
Beaver and Vagina are the same thing.
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