I Laughed Until I Cried And That Makes Me A Terrible Person

Now THAT is comedy. And what is with that cheap ass stage show. I don't know Paula. That right there is the Universe reminding you that sometimes you need to be more aware of your surroundings. Can you imagine being on her 'staff' when this happened? Now THAT would be the nightmare. I would quit right there and rethink my whole life plan and ask why oh why am I working for Paula Abdul who almost killed herself by falling off a stage. Where is the job security in a Paula Abdul employee if there is no more Paula Abdul. Does that make any sense?

Damn, she went down HARD. Top THAT, Carrie Underwood.