I Think He Is Trying To Seduce Me

https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2018/10/05/vladimir-putins-2019-calendar-has-been-released-and-its-as-macho-as-youd-expect/

 

"You made good sport for Vladimir at today's human hunt, Yuri. You have earned right to put cloths back on before we traquilize you for ride home."

 

 

"You have great love for Vladimir, don't you, Baby?

 

"Vladimir accepts your offer to be manager of Minsk Lumber Yard."

 

"Vladimir's balls do not freeze. There is no shrivelling to Vladimir."

 

 

"Vladimir has chosen this dog for dinner. With the leftovers Vladimir will have sandwiches for his lunch all week."

 

"Oh Yuri. When you salute Vladimir with such SNAP, how can Vladimir stay mad at you?"