Sunday, October 21, 2018

The Vegans Hate Me But I Have Always Told The Children Not To Eat Squirrel Brains

Now some numnut has gotten a brain virus from eating squirrel brains. That's how nature balances things out when you is a dumbass. Don't eat the internal organs of any animal whose sweet and tasty flesh you also crave. That kind of stuff is okay but when you start eating rodent brains when you can add a biscuit to your meal to make up the caloric difference? Well that is when something like this happens. The lesson here is don't eat squirrel brains. Ever. Don't eat the rest of the squirrel either.

And he was 62 years old and a hunter so you would think he would have heard a story of someone dying from eating squirrel brains which is also something you should never do.


A man in New York developed an extremely rare and fatal brain disorder after he ate squirrel brains, according to a new report of the man's case.

In 2015, the 61-year-old man was brought to a hospital in Rochester, New York, after experiencing a decline in his thinking abilities and losing touch with reality, the report said. The man had also lost the ability to walk on his own.

An MRI of the man's head revealed a striking finding: The brain scan looked similar to those seen in people with variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD), a fatal brain condition caused by infectious proteins called prions. Only a few hundred cases of vCJD have ever been reported, and most were tied to consumption of contaminated beef in the United Kingdom in the 1980s and 1990s. (In cows, vCJD is commonly called "mad cow disease.")

 
I beg you. Please do not feed  your family this rodent meat.

https://www.livescience.com/63831-squirrel-brains-rare-disorder-creutzfeldt-jakob-disease.html

Do you realize that most tribes that engage in cannibalism never survive more than a couple of generations. Nature has a way of killing creatures who eat the parts of their own kind. The tribe get weaker and weaker with each generation and they have bad neurological problems that makes their lives short. That is why Soylent Green would always fail because it's made from PEOPLE and that would be a great precursor to CJD. Hey, that's not such a bad idea if you needed a way to reduce an over populated country.

8 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I'm swearing off squirrel brains TODAY!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You are lucky you got away with it up to this point.

Powdered Toast Man said...

Can I still eat chipmunk brains?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I wouldn't advise it as someone who has studied up of the topic.

DrGoat said...

That's what you get if you mess with Rocky. Chip 'n Dale are off limits too.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Any animated rodents need to be OFF the menu. Though that chocolate moose looks pretty tasty.

Ken the commentator, non blogger. said...

A man is dying and instead of pointing out his mistake with some sympathy for what he is going through, you insult him. Not very classy.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Yeh, I am a terrible person. You win. I am sure the squirrel brain eaters will celebrate how compassionate you are before they too, die from being a dumbass. See how little your insult means to me.