Tuesday, March 30, 2021

NO CHAPELS WERE OPEN??


Then you wait until the next day to get your love sanctified by something that is not an abomination from the depths of hell. If that is how you want to start your marriage then you are doomed for divorce court. Dumbasses. I can't help you have you make such a poor life choice. Once again, the Weekly World News is the only media outlet that will tell you the truth.

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Pastor Squiggly is a well known con artist, so their marriage probably isn't even legal.

Count Robot said...

When their children have eight arms, you'll know what the price of their marriage was...