Five For Caturday

Selena Starts To Build Our Family

This Is How They Getcha!!

The bananpuss


The plushybuddy


The downhill schreader


The hero worship

The Taylor Swift Looks Awesome In That Color Of The Day Image

Okay Little Buddy...

You just go down the hill and snag us a lunch of zebra, K?

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No Sex No Drugs No Wine No Women No Fun No Sin No You No Wonder It's Dark

I was deep in the ennui until Samurai Frog found this classic by the Vapors. Not only 'Turning Japanese' but with vocals by Kirsten Dunsts. Thats all I need to perk me up a bit. This is one of the new wave hits that I loved back in the old days.


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Just Because I REALLY Need Some Go-Go Today

I Wondered Today If I Would Ever Meet Someone From My Blog In Real Life

I was thinking today about how cool it would be to connect the face to the voice or to the batshit crazy opinions that I love and read about every day on my blog. Does stuff like that every really happen in this world? Or am I being some Red Deer freak? We could meet somewhere for golf or to gobble cheep Canadian meats or to search for beenie babies or action figures at some swap meet. I am sure some womem commenters have slutty sisters or cousins to bring along. Huh? What do you all think?

Seriously - if you live in Central Alberta, I woud love to hear from you.. Please.

Child Safety Alert

This is a message for all you deliquent mothers out there who buy whatever is closest to the edge when choosing your child's tub shampoo. As a tub afficianado myself, I study these things and I have agents all over the planet to keep me informed of human UNFRIENDLY bathing products.

First of all you only need to look on the face of this tentacled bastard to see he means your child no good. Do you notice that skipping rope he seems ready to garott you beloved bunchkin with? No more noise and no more tears sweetie. Lets just let you sink to the bottom of the tub.

You brought him into your house and THIS is how they getcha. Thank you agent Monkey Muck for remembering me. when you came across this abomination. I bet it doesn't even make the big bubbles I like. So - FAIL.

Ice Ice Baby

I have decided that if I can't have one of those ethereal female ice dancers that spin and twist and fly then I want a western European female bobsledder. Now that is a full bodied women. We could wrestled down the hill or in the living room where total smashing of the furniture would occur. When the car breaks down she would be able to literally push the vehicle to work and when it came to the sweet lovin' she would use me like a heavy bag. Heidi, call me.

First Poster Ever

Remember when you were allowed to design your own room with those fantastic black light posters and pictures of that girl in your class who never talked to you but whose sheet of school pictures you had because you had a wicked crush on her? I guess the teacher shouldn't have asked me to go to the office and pick them up. Strange how her pictures went missing and she had to do retakes. Sorry Denise.

Anyways, I remember waiting all week to go to town to find this poster at K-mart. It was the last one in that little poster cubicle below the poster display and was the best representation of the movie that came out. How perfect and iconic.

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Just Cool

This is a genius idea for the season finale of 'Big Bang Theory' or the summer spin off series.

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The Symbolism Is Unmistakable

When two evils combine it makes my job ridiculously easy. Just a quick reminder that while you are enjoying running and playing and playing and running in a snowless field that there are those of us in a constant battle against the Cephalopod Menance. They are not cute nor cuddly. They are communist and would deny you bluejeans, bubblegum and toilet paper as well as your freedom.

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I Gots Me A Sleep Mask

For someone who often defies the sun and sleeps whenever I choose to lay down, the sun shining through my window, even without blinds has been my enemy. However, NOW the SUN is MY bitch since I got my sleep mask.

All I need now is those ear plugs to totally block out the sounds and light and finally I can totally go into sense deprivation. I hear this is how Dr. Doom comes up with some of his more diabolical schemes.

I am such a delicate hothouse orchid aren't I? He needs to remove all light and noise. The pillows have to be just right as does the blanket and the fan. Cripes! No wonder I am alone. That freaks out all the women, right?

This Situation Will Get Out of Control. It Will Get Out Of Control and We Will Be Lucky To Live Through It!!!

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From The Files Of The Cave of Cool 59