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There Are Many Reasons To Go Topless

This one is better than most.

 

 

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

 

After Jaws I became a big fan of the killer shark genre. The more mutant the shark the better. But I really don't know about Sharknado 5. It will hurt like when you watch someone TRYING to be funny and you can't leave or make him stop talking. They are so self-aware with those movies that they loose some of their charm. And Tara Reid drags everything down like a lead brick in the ocean. Sigh. Look at me complaining while living in a land of entertainment riches.

 

You Might Think You Are Cool

But you will never have Freddy Mercury with his kitties while wearing his Saturday cartoon pajamas kind of cool.

 

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The Best Of Wonder Woman From Justice League Action

Great animation, fun stories and lots of action make this cartoon a winner.

You Have Been Warned

 

Speak only of what you know lest I make you cry.If you have never thrown a single stone your opinion means nothing to me. No, they mean less than nothing. I know curling season is months away but someone on the Facebooks was rude and being rude about curling is something that I cannot abide. Rudeness born of ignorance turns me all Hannibal Lector. And bodies killed in winter can be hidden until spring. Saw that in a movie once.

 

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What Is Your Choice?

See my choice in the comments.

 

That Dog Should Change His Name To Mark Anthony

 

 

 

 

I Think Comrade Sister Girl Is Trying To Seduce Me

 

"Nikita, Baby, we can talk about this, right? I have a briefcase full of dollars, American dollars if you just let me go with the information in my jumper. Consider that cash a payment for all your help and for that cold night in Minsk where you used your naked body heat to keep me warm despite the fact we were in a fully functional motel room. Then you built an igloo in the snow and lined it with furs from your hunting trips to the high Arctic and we survived both a Polar bear attack and a harsh blizzard. It was a great five days In our warm ice cave light by whale oil we played Yatzee and sang pop songs from the eighties. You taught me the words to 99 Luftballoons in both Russian and German. You had Tobleron bars in your Go Bag. It was the best Honeymoon Christmas I spent during the Cold War. In that accent that sounds like music from a Russian fairy tale you said you wouldn't kill me the first time they asked you to do so. Well you gave me that an your love. Tovarich. I am calling my marker due. And guess what? You can still have the suitcase. I just need to borrow your car. I'd ask you to come with me but I suspect you would prefer that I left you to your uncomplicated life right now. But you know how to find me. When this is all over, EVERYONE will be able to find me. But I have been manipulating the conversation. Tell me what would make YOU most happy right now. Unless killing me would make you happy then I would like another chance to plead my pitiful case."

 

Damn, that is just good writing. And so topical with today's global tensions with Russia. Who knows what kind of sexy agents Putin has trained to put the hurt on our decadent Western ways. Oh Nikita is it cold?

 

 

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