Wednesday, February 28, 2018
TRUMP THE HUMP IS WORKING MY LAST NERVE
I saw this story and I just had to rant. You are not obligated to read anything but if you enjoy the antics of this muppet I will only enrage you so just pass this one by. I will have a cat caption up soon enough and you can turn your outrage to THAT sin against nature you caption hating mutants.
Yeh, YOU believe you would have run in there without a weapon like John Mclain. None of us in the real world believe you would do it and to have the absolute HUBRIS to say that outloud to our faces is such a FUCK YOU to all of us out here, who are sane,
I could think for a month and still not run out of ways I wish this maggot to be tortured because it makes me feel good to know that maybe the Universe will hear my plea and deliver upon this piece of shit SUCH an example of KARMA that the whole planet would collectively GET WOKE as the kids would say. Then, united in our unified hatred of this worst example of us that there has ever been aside from Hitler and the rest of the top scumbags that History remembers, we would at least try to create a world with some sense of truth, fairness and justice. You could still thrive to have alot but not an obscene amount.
You can still have your guns but we will make it tougher for you to get the AMMUNITION for those guns until you PROVE to us why you need so much of it. I want their to be more money put into school programs that provide musical and dramatic and technoogy classes with as much money and enthusiasm that is currently only put into boy's sports to the exclusion of everything else.
And we will find a way to eliminate the toxic elements in our society that only encourage and legitimize hate and racism and division. If you think that way your time is quickly coming to an end. Your tribe is getting smaller and is still so lily white that we can see you in the dark. Especially when you march with you Tiki torches or you burn your crosses. Crawl back into your rat holes because if you shove your shit in our faces we will stomp you. The moral high ground allows me to treaten you in this way.
Oh and if you are a politician who has coasted all these decades by being an absolute cunt, your time is ending as well. And the best part is that it is your own sweet, educated, entitled and pissed off Millenial grandchildren that will be your undoing. And worse still is that you don't have the scary Black Man, President Barack Obama to blame all the bad things on. Bad things which you prevented him from solving and which you didn't solve yourselves so go fuck yourselves. You got your boy donald, the idiot trump as your leader. May god have mercy on your soul because the wedgie you are about to get is going to hurt SO BAD.
Keep the faith my brothers and sisters. Our side is going to win and things will change because we will collectively make them change. There are more of us than them and they are not smart enough to even see the AVALANCHE coming.
Oh and for trump? Just leave him to his devices and machinations. Enjoy the comedy show. I promise his Impeachment Trial with the HUGEST ratings ever and trust me, this dork ass piece of shit would even implicate himself if he thought his downfall would bring even MORE eyes to his story.
He's a lesson. Learn it so we never have to live through times like this again.
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/politics/trump-said-he-would-charge-a-gunman-here%e2%80%99s-what-he%e2%80%99s-actually-done-in-the-face-of-danger/ar-BBJDQ3t?li=AAggFp5
Yeh, YOU believe you would have run in there without a weapon like John Mclain. None of us in the real world believe you would do it and to have the absolute HUBRIS to say that outloud to our faces is such a FUCK YOU to all of us out here, who are sane,
I could think for a month and still not run out of ways I wish this maggot to be tortured because it makes me feel good to know that maybe the Universe will hear my plea and deliver upon this piece of shit SUCH an example of KARMA that the whole planet would collectively GET WOKE as the kids would say. Then, united in our unified hatred of this worst example of us that there has ever been aside from Hitler and the rest of the top scumbags that History remembers, we would at least try to create a world with some sense of truth, fairness and justice. You could still thrive to have alot but not an obscene amount.
You can still have your guns but we will make it tougher for you to get the AMMUNITION for those guns until you PROVE to us why you need so much of it. I want their to be more money put into school programs that provide musical and dramatic and technoogy classes with as much money and enthusiasm that is currently only put into boy's sports to the exclusion of everything else.
And we will find a way to eliminate the toxic elements in our society that only encourage and legitimize hate and racism and division. If you think that way your time is quickly coming to an end. Your tribe is getting smaller and is still so lily white that we can see you in the dark. Especially when you march with you Tiki torches or you burn your crosses. Crawl back into your rat holes because if you shove your shit in our faces we will stomp you. The moral high ground allows me to treaten you in this way.
Oh and if you are a politician who has coasted all these decades by being an absolute cunt, your time is ending as well. And the best part is that it is your own sweet, educated, entitled and pissed off Millenial grandchildren that will be your undoing. And worse still is that you don't have the scary Black Man, President Barack Obama to blame all the bad things on. Bad things which you prevented him from solving and which you didn't solve yourselves so go fuck yourselves. You got your boy donald, the idiot trump as your leader. May god have mercy on your soul because the wedgie you are about to get is going to hurt SO BAD.
Keep the faith my brothers and sisters. Our side is going to win and things will change because we will collectively make them change. There are more of us than them and they are not smart enough to even see the AVALANCHE coming.
Oh and for trump? Just leave him to his devices and machinations. Enjoy the comedy show. I promise his Impeachment Trial with the HUGEST ratings ever and trust me, this dork ass piece of shit would even implicate himself if he thought his downfall would bring even MORE eyes to his story.
He's a lesson. Learn it so we never have to live through times like this again.
(Damn, that is GOOD writing)
http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/politics/trump-said-he-would-charge-a-gunman-here%e2%80%99s-what-he%e2%80%99s-actually-done-in-the-face-of-danger/ar-BBJDQ3t?li=AAggFp5
That Is One FINE Night Of Quality Television
Only Captain Stubbing could get to have cruise boat sex with Playmate Barbie Benton on the same night that Andean Barbeau gets to run around a tropic island with her magnifcient cleavage hanging out. What ELSE are you going to watch? The TV only has 13 Chanels and one of them is French.
Tuesday, February 27, 2018
Joe Jusko And John Bushema Do The Avengers vs The Masters Of Evil
Joe Jusko beefs up Big John! they need to give Joe a complete John Buscema Avengers comic, and let him do exactly this with the whole thing. seriously. wack it in a treasury edition. fuck it, no! give him Silver Surfer # 3! wack THAT in a treasury edition! - Joe Ackerman
THIS is why JUSKO is one of the GREATS. His style is ultra dynamic even when none of the characters are moving.
A Look Inside The Process
I am giving Shana Bossert a rare writing credit on one of my captions. Go HERE to see her initial post about her sweet PTSD puppy. She did the first caption and I just took it and refined the gag so that her idea became our idea. I like the result very much. In my first two years as a teacher she was in my class all those years ago. I like to think I had a tiny little bit to do with the classy, cool and compassionate adult that she has become.
Well It's About Fucking Time You Idiots Gave Me A Day
Wednesday is International Grumpy Fucker's Day. I would like to see the kind of card that Hallmark would make for this occassion. There had better be balloon, punch and pie for me or I am going to be pissed. Well more pissed than I am usually about the retards who live with me on this planet.
Monday, February 26, 2018
I Had To Laugh
Someone ACTUALLY suggest to me that someone could REMAKE Breakin' 2: Electic Boogaloo. That is just kooky talk.
Just look at that trailer. A large group of human beings made this movie and NO ONE stopped in the middle and questions just what the fuck they were doing. Oh yeh babie. That is the GOOD STUFF. Pure vintage 80s garbage by the CANNON GROUP no less. Golan and Globus were the biggest schlockmeisters in movie history next to Roger Corman. They also made the equally magnificently horrible GYMKATA with that Olympic Gymnast. Damn, I could do a whole podcast on their movies.
How would you ever recapture the spirit? The fashion? The thrilling music and dance numbers? Good vs Evil? Inner city ethnic youth speaking the language of the streets and using the power of RAP to save their neighborhood? So many things had to align in the Universe for such a movie to be made. I would have told you yesterday that Black Panther may be the most enjoyable movie I have ever seen but today I remembered where my heart truly lies.
Have you finally gone MAD. No one is insane enough to even ATTEMPT to remake the movie. Would you remake Citizen Kane or The Godfather? Never will the stars and planets align to allow a movie as magical as Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo to be created. We are a better people and civilization because of it and that is all I have to say on this issue.
Sunday, February 25, 2018
Another Meme About Me
• Favorite smell - lavander
• Favorite Pizza- extra cheese and pepperoni
• Favorite flower - Tulips - they are the first flowers of spring. If the tulip harvest is good the summer will be good. I plant bulbs every fall since I was a pre-teen and spent a few weeks in Holland with my sister and my Mother while my Dad was on NATO war games. The Cold War was no joke at the human, family level.
• Dog Breed- Pugs because they always look like they are laughing at me. I feel like a funny person to them. Better than being judged by a trilling cat. She just can't RELAX. Baroness Frosty needs to CHILL.
• Favorite foot attire - Sneakers
• Hair color - golden. But I never had good hair. I have an okay bald head so I am okay with losing my hair. Couldn't wait to shave my head. Cal doesn't do the combover.
• Favorite ice cream - Tiger Tiger because you have to go to a specialty ice cream shop to get it. I have one of those five minutes from my house that only opens from May to September but ice cream treats and cones that are to die for.
• Pet peeves- People who think the Octopus are our friends. They think all those spiked tentacles are there to just hug you tighter. They are not consuming you with their sharp beak but they are ripping you apart while they are doing it. Oh and I hate Nazis as well. Nazis deserve a beating.
• Shorts or jeans - Space station jump suit and white socks but I have said too much already.
• What are you listening to now - Howard Stern
• Color of your vehicle - don't have one
• Color of eyes - blue, like the Fremen of Arakis
• Favorite Holiday - Krampusnacht
• Night owl or day person - Hello darkness my old friend.
• Favorite day of the week - Friday
• Nickname- Calvin. I have a name. What do I need with a Nickname? It's madness.
• Favorite music - Everything I ever consumed in the 70s, 80s and 90s, plus some of that old country and western albums. Except for Conway Twitty. I always hated that hillbilly retard. I just want to slap his smug, smug face.
• Do you like to cook - yes, I absorbed much of the Food Channel when my Father was alive. Learned alot from IRON CHEF which we both loved. The English translation of that show is magnificent to listen to.
• Beer or wine? - Beer is swill to my palette. Wine makes me giggle. Shut up.
• Can you drive a manual shift? - I learned on my 77 Volkswagon Beatle. I loved that car. Damn fine German engineering. The ONLY good thing the Nazis ever created. It's a genius vehicle. I want to have a punch buggy now. I also feel the need to punch a Nazi despite their efficient engineering skills.
• Do you work out? - Cal does not run, jump, or climb. Those things will kill a man my age and only the GODS should be able to kill a man my age.
• Do you like vegetables? - They are okay people. They don't make much conversation though. They just kinda lie there. What is the point? It's cruel to keep them living that kind of life. Must be a horror. OH...you meant the the food vegetables. My mistake.
• Do you wear glasses? - When I want to see sometimes.
• Favorite season? Fall
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