One Of My Favorite One Hit Wonders

I just find her very attractive in this outfit with this hairstyle, singing this song.



Written by Paul Schaffer, yes, THAT Paul Schaffer this great song is the theme of the PRIDE movement. I am so proud of these two sisters girls who took their shot after they were found to have been singing for others who couldn't sing but were more 'TV attractive' if you catch my drift. But these two took a great, great song and sang their asses off. They were just themselves at their Sister Girl best. It's impossible to hate this song be you gay or straight. I made many of my best gay friends bonding over this very song. I wanted you to see this other performance before I post the original MTV trailer which is maybe the cheapest thing every put to video tape. I am sure the ladies sold their camper to pay for this masterpiece. But that is all part of it's charm.



And yes, that is all the girls quitting their demeaning seedy jobs by doing a choreographed dance to let their pimp know that all off his girls quit en mass and they mean it this time.. Great moment in female empowerment. And that Pimp/Pat dance facedown is something they still talk about down in the Barrio.



That Pat Benatar was FOIN!

I Love Henry Cavill But He Is Too Tall For Wolverine

Wolverine is 5'4' at best so the illusion will be ruined the second Cavill gets around other actors. They will have to be well over six feet each to complete the illusion. Damn, Colossus would have to be at least 8 feet tall. I like Cavill very much as an actor. His Napoleon Solo is a spy for any age and Cavill played him to great relish and acclaim. But he is NOT the Wolverine we seek. We need an unknown or someone from only ONE TV series like that kid from Son's of Anarchy. You mess up Wolvie and you mess up the whole Mutant roll out you got planned, Marvel.

I thought I wanted Keannu for the Wolverine part but now I think he would be an amazing Namor.

Again I am ready to consult on all these matters at a moment's notice. You can't afford to not get this right and I am your savior. You will find my rider and my per dium to be entirely reasonable. And if you have issues with the legal weed part of our deal then I know we can work together for the good of the project. If we can't all be happy then the work suffers. You are smart professionals. You understand business runs on ideas and I can't run out of good ideas. It's like my mutant power.

Art by the great Boss Logic

This Song Inspires A Whole Story In My Brain

I have the coolest story about two mutant sisters. A speedster and a time traveler who can't time travel. One is damaged and has trauma in her past as a mutant agent for the Government where her entire strike team was killed and she was scarred. Her little sister is now at her same facility and she is loved by everyone while the older sister is hated for how she lost her team a decade in the past. The little sister can manipulate chronal particles to change the flow of time in a localized area, say a room, but she cannot time travel per say. She can live between the seconds in her immediate reality. Together with a little help from the sister bond that can even survive pettiness and jealousy to rewrite history and save a group of heroes from dying in the past.

Wash The Rain By World On Edge Is The Worst Video Of All Time

This is an example of how committing something to video can come back to haunt you years down the line. This song by 'World On Edge' is nearly unwatchable because of all the pretentious mugging going on with the band and a director who thought he was making 'art'.

I have no problem with the song. It is good with a sweet hook that everyone can sing and remember. But the VIDEO is top of the Cave of Cool Litter Box List.

It's always the people in the lizard costumes that let you down in the end. You see, because it's the rain that makes them come back to life in the arid desert. Why not just get some REAL lizards that are native to the area from a local pet store and have some production assistant splash them with water from off camera? See, I have already made this crappy video better in less than 2 seconds. Imagine what Big Daddy could do with a half hour to work on the thing.

Think of the future children, think of the future.


The sound is not the greatest but I just couldn't use the live version. Check it out yourself and you will know why. The armless shirts, the Michael Bolton hair styles, the sound of instruments that NO ONE IS PLAYING! GAH!

This video is no better - let's have some fun and list all the reason why this video is lame - grizzled prospector with eagle feather, lead singer in love with his own hip swaying and restrained gestures, rattlesnake, everyone looking around confused because the bus went back to the city without them, girl with turquoise wings asleep on horse, girl with turquoise wings under tiny waterfall, lead singer asking god to 'wash the rain' and kill him with a dignity restoring lightning bolt, black choir in white robes singing background vocals at sunset, band walking along river bed without lead singer in attempt to distance themselves from ridicule, same winged girl (this time a blond with white wings), slow motion running to blond winged girl, cow head skeleton with horns, shirtless black drummers with golden arm bands playing bongo drums at sunset, electrical instruments not plugged in, lead singer in waterfall getting his hair wet (see he 'washed the rain'), we all puke, the end.

How can I like a song but hate the video? This is why the 80s were so great. Most times the video you had in your head for a new song was never anywhere near the actual video that was released.

My friends and I would try to make our own videos in our heads and then describe our genius to each other. Most times our ideas were so much better. Then again we smoked a fair amount of da ganja back then so most of my ideas included a yellow happy face balloon. Don't judge me! That idea was a winner I tells ya, A WINNER!

From The Caturday Files

Chronal Crusade Cosplay By Riki Lecotey

She is one of the great cosplayers of her generation. She is someone you must know about if you even remotely love Cosplay. Her work is legendary as is her character which always gets you attention from the Cave of Cool. Riki is the two things I NEVER lie about - cute and cool. Oh and she is a good Canadian girl by birth so we proudly claim her as one of our own.

Headlines This Week

Yeh, that sounds about right in racist 'Merica.

All I ask is that you TRY!!

Why ask questions to which you already know the answers.

What is worse? Knowing that the body was there all along or NOT knowing the body was there all along?

Is there an extra charge for that on your bill?

I Have Advice To All The Men In This Room

I say we all just stand back, drink our brandy and let these two spitfires work their issues out....with swords...while being topless. Because the first man who steps up to break this up will have to duel me at dawn the next morning.

I Teach Because I Love

New To The Collection Of Cool

Thanks to Brother Big Jeff from NYC I now have the copy of the Entertainment Weekly with Gal Gadot and Wonder Woman 1984 on the cover. A perfect addition to my ever growing Wonder Woman collection, most of which is not shown here. My Cave of Cool tribe are really the best.