Just Funny

"This will not end well." is my favorite phrase of all time because I am usually right when I say it. Like when I was teaching and some rookie teachers took it upon themselves to handle the entire Halloween celebrations. They thought it would be a good idea to have a pumpkin carving contest. It was. Until they figured it should be a SPEED event. Never saw more blood mixed with pumpkin pieces in my life. It was a horrific show. Once that clock started all I had to say way - "This will not end well." As usual I was right.