How insidious are mummies? To preserve a dead king for over four thousand years just so he can terrorize grave robbing fools that break in to a pyramid. Or to wait untill some archeologist transports you to London where he can terrorize to his heart's content.
Now that is evil... plotting mayhem four thousand years in advance. Bastards!
Yeh, for a military navy man Donald seemed to me to be quite high strung and unreliable in combat situations. Ever see the cartoon where he dreamed he was in a Nazi-run America?
Wings, you can't tell me that if you saw a mummy eating your lunch that for a half second you would wonder what you would going to do for food now that they had gotten to your lunch box.
MD - don't get me started on the mummies. What you said is the EXACT reason why they made the lids of their coffins so heavy. Even they knew this sumbitch was going to wake up pissed once someone helped him open that box the stuffed him in. And not just grave robbers get attacked. They even pick on gentle ducks and their midday meals.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Hah! Love that he's worried about his SANDWICH!!!
How insidious are mummies? To preserve a dead king for over four thousand years just so he can terrorize grave robbing fools that break in to a pyramid. Or to wait untill some archeologist transports you to London where he can terrorize to his heart's content.
Now that is evil... plotting mayhem four thousand years in advance. Bastards!
Donald was always the excitable one. And he did have a thing about other people or critters eating his food. Chip 'n Dale for example.
Yeh, for a military navy man Donald seemed to me to be quite high strung and unreliable in combat situations. Ever see the cartoon where he dreamed he was in a Nazi-run America?
Wings, you can't tell me that if you saw a mummy eating your lunch that for a half second you would wonder what you would going to do for food now that they had gotten to your lunch box.
MD - don't get me started on the mummies. What you said is the EXACT reason why they made the lids of their coffins so heavy. Even they knew this sumbitch was going to wake up pissed once someone helped him open that box the stuffed him in. And not just grave robbers get attacked. They even pick on gentle ducks and their midday meals.
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