G'Way Woman, You Bother Me

I saw this ad yesterday during International Woman's Day and its no secret that I loves the ladies. You are the glue that hold our civilization together. Now I know I am taking a risk by saying this but how did this book NOT become a best seller? I love these old ads because they expose how different things used to be and this one just struck me as funny. I mean it exposed all the secrets that we men only talk about when we are alone with each other? Yeh, right. Women as drinkers? WE APPROVE! And since when are these secrets? We are MEN, we have no unexpressed thoughts in our heads. You girls sometimes think there is a master plan but I gotta tell ya, we aren't that complex or calculating. Food and affection with an ample sprinkling of television and we are fine. Less bitchin would help too but who am I to be greedy. So put that two dollars back in your pocket. (2 dollars is only a deal if your nuts aren't mailed back with the book for a refund) No one ever loved me that much and any woman that would put up with my crap for all of two minutes I would hang onto like grim death book or no book. We have a show here on CBC called THE WEEK THE WOMEN LEFT and its about a small town that took all the women for a week at a five star spa/resort and left the menfolk to make due without them. All I am gonna say is that one more week and the place would have looked like a burnt out hole where they test the missiles. The world could run without men but I have a feeling the same wouldn't be true in the reverse. Just read Y - THE LAST MAN comic book by Brian K Vaughn. Its an awesome tale of a plague that kills all those with a Y chromosome leaving one man and his pet monkey alive. Look for its torrent on Demonoid or at your local comic shop. This is one of my favorite pages from the series. Very few words but they say so much.