Eight Arms To Hold You

Thanks to Agent Matt for finding this clip for the band 'Goon Squad' and their nowhere hit - 'Eight Arms To Hold You'. Please observe this video to learn how the enemy thinks because they are always plotting something. I have been warning you about their cunning and evil every chance I get. But NO, you just had to have an eight legged boneless freak in your aquarium just to be different and to show off to your friends. But this is how they GETCHA. The cephalopod does cute tricks to impress their human owners. They will playfully dart in and out of the little castle all day until you let your guard down. From there things take a dark turn. First of all the octopus 'pretends' to mix up the plant and animal food causing them to grow to freakish man killing size and like the selfish bastards they are, they eat all the food in your fridge (except the beets which it and I both hate) before moving on to more lively game - specifically YOU.