Where Has Daddy Gone?

"Well honey, Daddy has moved in with 'some skank' because apparently Mommy doesn't put out like she used to, has gained a few pounds and just won't stop ragging on his ass about every little thing. Daddy now drinks too much and is asking for a paternity test because he doesn't love you and wants to avoid any child support payments. Are you glad you asked Mommy that question now sweetie?"

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